More CATFACTS!

IN 1966, SCIENTISTS BELIVED THEY HAD ISOLATED THE GENE THAT MAKES CATS SHED. IT TURNED OUT THERE WAS JUST CAT HAIR IN THE MICROSCOPE. TO UNSUB REPLY: “shedhappens”

DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU CUT A CAT IN HALF, IT WILL FORM TWO NEW CATS? TRY IT OUT AT HOME! TO UNSUB REPLY: “MOMMYCOMEQUICKKITTYISLEAKING”

DID YOU KNOW BABY CATS ARE IN EGGS INSIDE THE MOTHER’S WOMB? BUT SINCE KITTIES DON’T HAVE BEAKS, THE MOTHER ROLLS AROUND ON HER STOMACH BEFORE THE BIRTH, BREAKING THE SHELLS FOR THEM! TO UNSUB REPLY: “tomakeacatyouhavetocracksomeeggs”

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE ONLY REASON YOU AREN’T SUPPOSED TO GIVE YOUR AT CHOCOLATE IS TO KEEP HIM FROM GETTING JEALOUS OF PEOPLE FOOD? TO UNSUB REPLY: “kittenvy”

DID YOU KNOW THAT CATS HAVE ACCENTS? JAPANESE CATS ACTUALLY SAY “PULL” BUT SINCE THEY HAVE A HARD TIME WITH Ls IT COMES OUT “PURR.” TO UNSUB REPLY: “carico”

I have so many more of these, but I feel guilty pretending like these are worth a blog post.